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35 | convention, although the actual position doesn't matter */ | 35 | convention, although the actual position doesn't matter */ |
36 | PLUGIN_HEADER | 36 | PLUGIN_HEADER |
37 | 37 | ||
38 | /*The messages go in a separate file because they are collectively | 38 | /*Be sure to change MESSAGES when you change the array, or bad things |
39 | huge, and you might want to modify them. It would be nice to load | 39 | will happen.*/ |
40 | the messages from a text file at run time.*/ | 40 | |
41 | #include "robotfindskitten_messages.h" | 41 | /*Also, take note that robotfindskitten.c and configure.in |
42 | currently have the version number hardcoded into them, and they | ||
43 | should reflect MESSAGES. */ | ||
44 | |||
45 | /* Watch out for fenceposts.*/ | ||
46 | #define MESSAGES (sizeof messages / sizeof (char*)) | ||
47 | |||
48 | static char* messages[] = | ||
49 | { | ||
50 | "\"I pity the fool who mistakes me for kitten!\", sez Mr. T.", | ||
51 | "That's just an old tin can.", | ||
52 | "It's an altar to the horse god.", | ||
53 | "A box of dancing mechanical pencils. They dance! They sing!", | ||
54 | "It's an old Duke Ellington record.", | ||
55 | "A box of fumigation pellets.", | ||
56 | "A digital clock. It's stuck at 2:17 PM.", | ||
57 | "That's just a charred human corpse.", | ||
58 | "I don't know what that is, but it's not kitten.", | ||
59 | "An empty shopping bag. Paper or plastic?", | ||
60 | "Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy?", | ||
61 | "A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.", | ||
62 | "Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).", | ||
63 | "A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.", | ||
64 | "A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.", | ||
65 | "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!!", | ||
66 | "It's Richard Nixon's nose!", | ||
67 | "It's Lucy Ricardo. \"Aaaah, Ricky!\", she says.", | ||
68 | "You stumble upon Bill Gates' stand-up act.", | ||
69 | "Just an autographed copy of the Kama Sutra.", | ||
70 | "It's the Will Rogers Highway. Who was Will Rogers, anyway?", | ||
71 | "It's another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile.", | ||
72 | "Leonard Richardson is here, asking people to lick him.", | ||
73 | "It's a stupid mask, fashioned after a beagle.", | ||
74 | "Your State Farm Insurance(tm) representative!", | ||
75 | "It's the local draft board.", | ||
76 | "Seven 1/4\" screws and a piece of plastic.", | ||
77 | "An 80286 machine.", | ||
78 | "One of those stupid \"Homes of the Stars\" maps.", | ||
79 | "A signpost saying \"TO KITTEN\". It points in no particular direction.", | ||
80 | "A hammock stretched between a tree and a volleyball pole.", | ||
81 | "A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator.", | ||
82 | "It's a dark, amphorous blob of matter.", | ||
83 | "Just a pincushion.", | ||
84 | "It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity.", | ||
85 | "\"Dear robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...\"", | ||
86 | "It's just an object.", | ||
87 | "A mere collection of pixels.", | ||
88 | "A badly dented high-hat cymbal lies on its side here.", | ||
89 | "A marijuana brownie.", | ||
90 | "A plush Chewbacca.", | ||
91 | "Daily hunger conditioner from Australasia", | ||
92 | "Just some stuff.", | ||
93 | "Why are you touching this when you should be finding kitten?", | ||
94 | "A glorious fan of peacock feathers.", | ||
95 | "It's some compromising photos of Babar the Elephant.", | ||
96 | "A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus!", | ||
97 | "It's the proverbial wet blanket.", | ||
98 | "A \"Get Out of Jail Free\" card.", | ||
99 | "An incredibly expensive \"Mad About You\" collector plate.", | ||
100 | "Paul Moyer's necktie.", | ||
101 | "A haircut and a real job. Now you know where to get one!", | ||
102 | "An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you.", | ||
103 | "An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.", | ||
104 | "It's a black hole. Don't fall in!", | ||
105 | "Just a big brick wall.", | ||
106 | "You found kitten! No, just kidding.", | ||
107 | "Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts.", | ||
108 | "A smoking branding iron shaped like a 24-pin connector.", | ||
109 | "It's a Java applet.", | ||
110 | "An abandoned used-car lot.", | ||
111 | "A shameless plug for Crummy: http://www.crummy.com/", | ||
112 | "A shameless plug for the UCLA Linux Users Group: http://linux.ucla.edu/", | ||
113 | "A can of Spam Lite.", | ||
114 | "This is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley.", | ||
115 | "It's scenery for \"Waiting for Godot\".", | ||
116 | "This grain elevator towers high above you.", | ||
117 | "A Mentos wrapper.", | ||
118 | "It's the constellation Pisces.", | ||
119 | "It's a fly on the wall. Hi, fly!", | ||
120 | "This kind of looks like kitten, but it's not.", | ||
121 | "It's a banana! Oh, joy!", | ||
122 | "A helicopter has crashed here.", | ||
123 | "Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear.", | ||
124 | "A patch of mushrooms grows here.", | ||
125 | "A patch of grape jelly grows here.", | ||
126 | "A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!", | ||
127 | "A geyser sprays water high into the air.", | ||
128 | "A toenail? What good is a toenail?", | ||
129 | "You've found the fish! Not that it does you much good in this game.", | ||
130 | "A Buttertonsils bar.", | ||
131 | "One of the few remaining discoes.", | ||
132 | "Ah, the uniform of a Revolutionary-era minuteman.", | ||
133 | "A punch bowl, filled with punch and lemon slices.", | ||
134 | "It's nothing but a G-thang, baby.", | ||
135 | "IT'S ALIVE! AH HA HA HA HA!", | ||
136 | "This was no boating accident!", | ||
137 | "Wait! This isn't the poker chip! You've been tricked! DAMN YOU, MENDEZ!", | ||
138 | "A livery stable! Get your livery!", | ||
139 | "It's a perpetual immobility machine.", | ||
140 | "\"On this spot in 1962, Henry Winkler was sick.\"", | ||
141 | "There's nothing here; it's just an optical illusion.", | ||
142 | "The World's Biggest Motzah Ball!", | ||
143 | "A tribe of cannibals lives here. They eat Malt-O-Meal for breakfast, you know.", | ||
144 | "This appears to be a rather large stack of trashy romance novels.", | ||
145 | "Look out! Exclamation points!", | ||
146 | "A herd of wild coffee mugs slumbers here.", | ||
147 | "It's a limbo bar! How low can you go?", | ||
148 | "It's the horizon. Now THAT'S weird.", | ||
149 | "A vase full of artificial flowers is stuck to the floor here.", | ||
150 | "A large snake bars your way.", | ||
151 | "A pair of saloon-style doors swing slowly back and forth here.", | ||
152 | "It's an ordinary bust of Beethoven... but why is it painted green?", | ||
153 | "It's TV's lovable wisecracking Crow! \"Bite me!\", he says.", | ||
154 | "Hey, look, it's war. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.", | ||
155 | "It's the amazing self-referential thing that's not kitten.", | ||
156 | "A flamboyant feather boa. Now you can dress up like Carol Channing!", | ||
157 | "\"Sure hope we get some rain soon,\" says Farmer Joe.", | ||
158 | "\"How in heck can I wash my neck if it ain't gonna rain no more?\" asks Farmer Al.", | ||
159 | "\"Topsoil's all gone, ma,\" weeps Lil' Greg.", | ||
160 | "This is a large brown bear. Oddly enough, it's currently peeing in the woods.", | ||
161 | "A team of arctic explorers is camped here.", | ||
162 | "This object here appears to be Louis Farrakhan's bow tie.", | ||
163 | "This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps.", | ||
164 | "A trash compactor, compacting away.", | ||
165 | "This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!", | ||
166 | "It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter.", | ||
167 | "This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself.", | ||
168 | "This balogna has a first name, it's R-A-N-C-I-D.", | ||
169 | "A salmon hatchery? Look again. It's merely a single salmon.", | ||
170 | "It's a rim shot. Ba-da-boom!", | ||
171 | "It's creepy and it's kooky, mysterious and spooky. It's also somewhat ooky.", | ||
172 | "This is an anagram.", | ||
173 | "This object is like an analogy.", | ||
174 | "It's a symbol. You see in it a model for all symbols everywhere.", | ||
175 | "The object pushes back at you.", | ||
176 | "A traffic signal. It appears to have been recently vandalized.", | ||
177 | "\"There is no kitten!\" cackles the old crone. You are shocked by her blasphemy.", | ||
178 | "This is a Lagrange point. Don't come too close now.", | ||
179 | "The dirty old tramp bemoans the loss of his harmonica.", | ||
180 | "Look, it's Fanny the Irishman!", | ||
181 | "What in blazes is this?", | ||
182 | "It's the instruction manual for a previous version of this game.", | ||
183 | "A brain cell. Oddly enough, it seems to be functioning.", | ||
184 | "Tea and/or crumpets.", | ||
185 | "This jukebox has nothing but Cliff Richards albums in it.", | ||
186 | "It's a Quaker Oatmeal tube, converted into a drum.", | ||
187 | "This is a remote control. Being a robot, you keep a wide berth.", | ||
188 | "It's a roll of industrial-strength copper wire.", | ||
189 | "Oh boy! Grub! Er, grubs.", | ||
190 | "A puddle of mud, where the mudskippers play.", | ||
191 | "Plenty of nothing.", | ||
192 | "Look at that, it's the Crudmobile.", | ||
193 | "Just Walter Mattheau and Jack Lemmon.", | ||
194 | "Two crepes, two crepes in a box.", | ||
195 | "An autographed copy of \"Primary Colors\", by Anonymous.", | ||
196 | "Another rabbit? That's three today!", | ||
197 | "It's a segmentation fault. Core dumped, by the way.", | ||
198 | "A historical marker showing the actual location of /dev/null.", | ||
199 | "Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale. Arrr!", | ||
200 | "It's a charcoal briquette, smoking away.", | ||
201 | "A pizza, melting in the sun.", | ||
202 | "It's a \"HOME ALONE 2: Lost in New York\" novelty cup.", | ||
203 | "A stack of 7 inch floppies wobbles precariously.", | ||
204 | "It's nothing but a corrupted floppy. Coaster anyone?", | ||
205 | "A section of glowing phosphor cells sings a song of radiation to you.", | ||
206 | "This TRS-80 III is eerily silent.", | ||
207 | "A toilet bowl occupies this space.", | ||
208 | "This peg-leg is stuck in a knothole!", | ||
209 | "It's a solitary vacuum tube.", | ||
210 | "This corroded robot is clutching a mitten.", | ||
211 | "\"Hi, I'm Anson Williams, TV's 'Potsy'.\"", | ||
212 | "This subwoofer was blown out in 1974.", | ||
213 | "Three half-pennies and a wooden nickel.", | ||
214 | "It's the missing chapter to \"A Clockwork Orange\".", | ||
215 | "It's a burrito stand flyer. \"Taqueria El Ranchito\".", | ||
216 | "This smiling family is happy because they eat LARD.", | ||
217 | "Roger Avery, persona un famoso de los Estados Unidos.", | ||
218 | "Ne'er but a potted plant.", | ||
219 | "A parrot, kipping on its back.", | ||
220 | "A forgotten telephone switchboard.", | ||
221 | "A forgotten telephone switchboard operator.", | ||
222 | "It's an automated robot-disdainer. It pretends you're not there.", | ||
223 | "It's a portable hole. A sign reads: \"Closed for the winter\".", | ||
224 | "Just a moldy loaf of bread.", | ||
225 | "A little glass tub of Carmex. ($.89) Too bad you have no lips.", | ||
226 | "A Swiss-Army knife. All of its appendages are out. (toothpick lost)", | ||
227 | "It's a zen simulation, trapped within an ASCII character.", | ||
228 | "It's a copy of \"The Rubaiyat of Spike Schudy\".", | ||
229 | "It's \"War and Peace\" (unabridged, very small print).", | ||
230 | "A willing, ripe tomato bemoans your inability to digest fruit.", | ||
231 | "A robot comedian. You feel amused.", | ||
232 | "It's KITT, the talking car.", | ||
233 | "Here's Pete Peterson. His batteries seem to have long gone dead.", | ||
234 | "\"Blup, blup, blup\", says the mud pot.", | ||
235 | "More grist for the mill.", | ||
236 | "Grind 'em up, spit 'em out, they're twigs.", | ||
237 | "The boom box cranks out an old Ethel Merman tune.", | ||
238 | "It's \"Finding kitten\", published by O'Reilly and Associates.", | ||
239 | "Pumpkin pie spice.", | ||
240 | "It's the Bass-Matic '76! Mmm, that's good bass!", | ||
241 | "\"Lend us a fiver 'til Thursday\", pleas Andy Capp.", | ||
242 | "It's a tape of '70s rock. All original hits! All original artists!", | ||
243 | "You've found the fabled America Online disk graveyard!", | ||
244 | "Empty jewelboxes litter the landscape.", | ||
245 | "It's the astounding meta-object.", | ||
246 | "Ed McMahon stands here, lost in thought. Seeing you, he bellows, \"YES SIR!\"", | ||
247 | "...thingy???", | ||
248 | "It's 1000 secrets the government doesn't want you to know!", | ||
249 | "The letters O and R.", | ||
250 | "A magical... magic thing.", | ||
251 | "It's a moment of silence.", | ||
252 | "It's Sirhan-Sirhan, looking guilty.", | ||
253 | "It's \"Chicken Soup for the Kitten-seeking Soulless Robot.\"", | ||
254 | "It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth.", | ||
255 | "It is a cloud shaped like an ox.", | ||
256 | "You see a snowflake here, melting slowly.", | ||
257 | "It's a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it.", | ||
258 | "Vladimir Lenin's casket rests here.", | ||
259 | "It's a copy of \"Zen and The Art of Robot Maintenance\".", | ||
260 | "This invisible box contains a pantomime horse.", | ||
261 | "A mason jar lies here open. It's label reads: \"do not open!\".", | ||
262 | "A train of thought chugs through here.", | ||
263 | "This jar of pickles expired in 1957.", | ||
264 | "Someone's identity disk lies here.", | ||
265 | "\"Yes!\" says the bit.", | ||
266 | "\"No!\" says the bit.", | ||
267 | "A dodecahedron bars your way.", | ||
268 | "Mr. Hooper is here, surfing.", | ||
269 | "It's a big smoking fish.", | ||
270 | "You have new mail in /var/spool/robot", | ||
271 | "Just a monitor with the blue element burnt out.", | ||
272 | "A pile of coaxial plumbing lies here.", | ||
273 | "It's a rotten old shoe.", | ||
274 | "It's a hundred-dollar bill.", | ||
275 | "It's a Dvorak keyboard.", | ||
276 | "It's a cardboard box full of 8-tracks.", | ||
277 | "Just a broken hard drive containg the archives of Nerth Pork.", | ||
278 | "A broken metronome sits here, it's needle off to one side.", | ||
279 | "A sign reads: \"Go home!\"", | ||
280 | "A sign reads: \"No robots allowed!\"", | ||
281 | "It's the handheld robotfindskitten game, by Tiger.", | ||
282 | "This particular monstrosity appears to be ENIAC.", | ||
283 | "This is a tasty-looking banana creme pie.", | ||
284 | "A wireframe model of a hot dog rotates in space here.", | ||
285 | "Just the empty husk of a locust.", | ||
286 | "You disturb a murder of crows.", | ||
287 | "It's a copy of the robotfindskitten EULA.", | ||
288 | "It's Death.", | ||
289 | "It's an autographed copy of \"Secondary Colors,\" by Bob Ross.", | ||
290 | "It is a marzipan dreadnought that appears to have melted and stuck.", | ||
291 | "It's a DVD of \"Crouching Monkey, Hidden Kitten\", region encoded for the moon.", | ||
292 | "It's Kieran Hervold. Damn dyslexia!", | ||
293 | "A non-descript box of crackers.", | ||
294 | "Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Color, Phosphoric Acid, Flavors, Caffeine.", | ||
295 | "\"Move along! Nothing to see here!\"", | ||
296 | "It's the embalmed corpse of Vladimir Lenin.", | ||
297 | "A coupon for one free steak-fish at your local family diner.", | ||
298 | "A set of keys to a 2001 Rolls Royce. Worthless.", | ||
299 | "A gravestone stands here. \"Izchak Miller, ascended.\"", | ||
300 | "Someone has written \"ad aerarium\" on the ground here.", | ||
301 | "A large blue eye floats in midair.", | ||
302 | "This appears to be a statue of Perseus.", | ||
303 | "There is an opulent throne here.", | ||
304 | "It's a squad of Keystone Kops.", | ||
305 | "This seems to be junk mail addressed to the finder of the Eye of Larn.", | ||
306 | "A wondrous and intricate golden amulet. Too bad you have no neck.", | ||
307 | "The swampy ground around you seems to stink with disease.", | ||
308 | "An animate blob of acid. Being metallic, you keep well away.", | ||
309 | "It's a copy of Knuth with the chapter on kitten-search algorithms torn out.", | ||
310 | "A crowd of people, and at the center, a popular misconception.", | ||
311 | "It's a blind man. When you touch, he exclaims \"It's a kitten prospecting robot!\"", | ||
312 | "It's a lost wallet. It's owner didn't have pets, so you discard it.", | ||
313 | "This place is called Antarctica. There is no kitten here.", | ||
314 | "It's a mousetrap, baited with soap.", | ||
315 | "A book with \"Don't Panic\" in large friendly letters across the cover.", | ||
316 | "A compendium of haiku about metals.", | ||
317 | "A discredited cosmology, relic of a bygone era.", | ||
318 | "A hollow voice says \"Plugh\".", | ||
319 | "A knight who says \"Either I am an insane knave, or you will find kitten.\"", | ||
320 | "A neural net -- maybe it's trying to recognize kitten.", | ||
321 | "A screwdriver.", | ||
322 | "A statue of a girl holding a goose like the one in Gottingen, Germany.", | ||
323 | "A tetradrachm dated \"42 B.C.\"", | ||
324 | "A voice booms out \"Onward, kitten soldiers...\"", | ||
325 | "An eminently forgettable zahir.", | ||
326 | "Apparently, it's Edmund Burke.", | ||
327 | "For a moment, you feel something in your hands, but it disappears!", | ||
328 | "Here is a book about Robert Kennedy.", | ||
329 | "Hey, robot, leave those lists alone.", | ||
330 | "Ho hum. Another synthetic a posteriori.", | ||
331 | "It's Asimov's Laws of Robotics. You feel a strange affinity for them.", | ||
332 | "It's Bach's Mass in B-minor!", | ||
333 | "It's a bug.", | ||
334 | "It's a synthetic a priori truth! Immanuel would be so pleased!", | ||
335 | "It's the Tiki Room.", | ||
336 | "Just some old play by a Czech playwright, and you can't read Czech.", | ||
337 | "Kitten is the letter 'Q'. Oh, wait, maybe not.", | ||
338 | "Quidquid Latine dictum sit, kitten non est.", | ||
339 | "Sutro Tower is visible at some distance through the fog.", | ||
340 | "The Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998.", | ||
341 | "The United States Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit.", | ||
342 | "The non-kitten item like this but with \"false\" and \"true\" switched is true.", | ||
343 | "The non-kitten item like this but with \"true\" and \"false\" switched is false.", | ||
344 | "This is the chapter called \"A Map of the Cat?\" from Feynman's autobiography.", | ||
345 | "This is the forest primeval.", | ||
346 | "Werner's \"Pocket Field Guide to Things That Are Not Kitten\".", | ||
347 | "You found nettik, but that's backwards.", | ||
348 | "You have found some zinc, but you must not stop here, for you must find kitten.", | ||
349 | "\"50 Years Among the Non-Kitten Items\", by Ann Droyd.", | ||
350 | "\"Robot may not injure kitten, or, through inaction, ...\"", | ||
351 | "\"Address Allocation for Private Internets\" by Yakov Rekhter et al.", | ||
352 | "\"Mail Routing and the Domain System\" by Craig Partridge.", | ||
353 | "\"The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism\" by Emmanuel Goldstein.", | ||
354 | "\"201 Kitten Verbs, Fully Conjugated\". You look for \"find\".", | ||
355 | "A card shark sits here, practicing his Faro shuffle. He ignores you.", | ||
356 | "A copy of DeCSS. They're a dime a dozen these days.", | ||
357 | "A demonic voice proclaims \"There is no kitten, only Zuul\". You flee.", | ||
358 | "A lotus. You make an interesting pair.", | ||
359 | "A milk carton, with a black and white picture of kitten on the side.", | ||
360 | "Any ordinary robot could see from a mile away that this wasn't kitten.", | ||
361 | "A stegosaurus, escaped from the stegosaurusfindsrobot game. It finds you.", | ||
362 | "Baling wire and chewing gum.", | ||
363 | "Chewing gum and baling wire.", | ||
364 | "Here is no kitten but only rock, rock and no kitten and the sandy road.", | ||
365 | "Hey, I bet you thought this was kitten.", | ||
366 | "It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of three.", | ||
367 | "It pleases you to be kind to what appears to be kitten -- but it's not!", | ||
368 | "It's a blatant plug for Ogg Vorbis, http://www.vorbis.com/", | ||
369 | "It's a business plan for a new startup, kitten.net.", | ||
370 | "It's a revised business plan for a new startup, my.kitten.net.", | ||
371 | "It's a square.", | ||
372 | "It seems to be a copy of \"A Tail of Two Kitties\".", | ||
373 | "It's the Donation of Constantine!", | ||
374 | "It's this message, nothing more.", | ||
375 | "Lysine, an essential amino acid. Well, maybe not for robots.", | ||
376 | "No kitten here.", | ||
377 | "The score for a Czech composer's \"Kitten-Finding Symphony in C\".", | ||
378 | "This looks like Bradley's \"Appearance and Reality\", but it's really not.", | ||
379 | "This non-kitten item no verb.", | ||
380 | "You feel strangely unfulfilled.", | ||
381 | "You hit the non-kitten item. The non-kitten item fails to yowl.", | ||
382 | "You suddenly yearn for your distant homeland.", | ||
383 | "You've found the snows of yesteryear! So that's where they all went to.", | ||
384 | "Approaching. One car. J. Followed by. Two car. M, M. In five. Minutes.", | ||
385 | "Free Jon Johansen!", | ||
386 | "Free Dmitry Sklyarov!", | ||
387 | "One person shouts \"What do we want?\" The crowd answers \"Free Dmitry!\"", | ||
388 | "Judith Platt insults librarians.", | ||
389 | "This map is not the territory.", | ||
390 | "\"Go back to Libraria!\", says Pat Schroeder.", | ||
391 | "This is a porcelain kitten-counter. 0, 0, 0, 0, 0...", | ||
392 | "An old bootable business card, unfortunately cracked down the middle.", | ||
393 | "A kitten sink, for washing kitten (if only kitten liked water).", | ||
394 | "A kitten source (to match the kitten sink).", | ||
395 | "If it's one thing, it's not another.", | ||
396 | "If it's not one thing, it's another.", | ||
397 | "A caboodle.", | ||
398 | "A grin.", | ||
399 | "A hedgehog. It looks like it knows something important.", | ||
400 | "You've found... Oh wait, that's just a cat.", | ||
401 | "Robot should not be touching that.", | ||
402 | "Air Guitar!!! NA na NA na!!", | ||
403 | "An aromatherapy candle burns with healing light.", | ||
404 | "You find a bright shiny penny.", | ||
405 | "It's a free Jon Johansen!", | ||
406 | "It's a free Dmitry Sklyarov!", | ||
407 | "The rothe hits! The rothe hits!", | ||
408 | "It's an Internet chain letter about sodium laureth sulfate.", | ||
409 | "Ed Witten sits here, pondering string theory.", | ||
410 | "Something is written here in the dust. You read: \"rJbotf ndQkttten\".", | ||
411 | "We wish you a merry kitten, and a happy New Year!", | ||
412 | "Run away! Run away!", | ||
413 | "You can see right through this copy of Brin\'s \"Transparent Society\".", | ||
414 | "This copy of \"Steal This Book\" has been stolen from a bookstore.", | ||
415 | "It's Roya Naini.", | ||
416 | "This kit is the fourteenth in a series of kits named with Roman letters.", | ||
417 | "This is the tenth key you've found so far.", | ||
418 | "You find a fraud scheme in which loans are used as security for other loans.", | ||
419 | "It's the phrase \"and her\", written in ancient Greek.", | ||
420 | "It's the author of \"Randomness and Mathematical Proof\".", | ||
421 | "It's the crusty exoskeleton of an arthropod!", | ||
422 | "It's Emporer Shaddam the 4th's planet!", | ||
423 | "It's the triangle leg adjacent to an angle divided by the leg opposite it.", | ||
424 | "It's a bottle of nail polish remover.", | ||
425 | "You found netkit! Way to go, robot!", | ||
426 | "It's the ASCII Floating Head of Seth David Schoen!", | ||
427 | "A frosted pink party-cake, half eaten.", | ||
428 | "A bitchin' homemade tesla coil.", | ||
429 | "Conan O'Brian, sans jawbone.", | ||
430 | "It's either a mirror, or another soulless kitten-seeking robot.", | ||
431 | "Preoccupation with finding kitten prevents you from investigating further.", | ||
432 | "Fonzie sits here, mumbling incoherently about a shark and a pair of waterskis.", | ||
433 | "The ghost of your dance instructor, his face a paper-white mask of evil.", | ||
434 | "A bag of groceries taken off the shelf before the expiration date.", | ||
435 | "A book: Feng Shui, Zen: the art of randomly arranging items that are not kitten.", | ||
436 | "This might be the fountain of youth, but you'll never know.", | ||
437 | "Tigerbot Hesh.", | ||
438 | "Stimutacs.", | ||
439 | "A canister of pressurized whipped cream, sans whipped cream.", | ||
440 | "The non-kitten item bites!", | ||
441 | "A chain hanging from two posts reminds you of the Gateway Arch.", | ||
442 | "A mathematician calculates the halting probability of a Turing machine.", | ||
443 | "A number of short theatrical productions are indexed 1, 2, 3, ... n.", | ||
444 | "A technical university in Australia.", | ||
445 | "It is -- I just feel something wonderful is about to happen.", | ||
446 | "It's a Cat 5 cable.", | ||
447 | "It's a U.S. president.", | ||
448 | "It's a piece of cloth used to cover a stage in between performances.", | ||
449 | "The ionosphere seems charged with meaning.", | ||
450 | "This tomography is like, hella axial, man!", | ||
451 | "It's your favorite game -- robotfindscatan!", | ||
452 | "Just a man selling an albatross.", | ||
453 | "The intermission from a 1930s silent movie.", | ||
454 | "It's an inverted billiard ball!", | ||
455 | "The spectre of Sherlock Holmes wills you onwards.", | ||
456 | }; | ||
42 | 457 | ||
43 | #define TRUE true | 458 | #define TRUE true |
44 | #define FALSE false | 459 | #define FALSE false |